I did my first gallon challenge tonight. It ended how I expected it would.


I did make tie-dye shirts today though. I'm productive! :D

s3a , do you ever think that cows are as unaware as people sometimes think?  My car broke down in the middle of nowhere once, and the cows around me looked, dare I say it, sympathetic?  Maybe even a little jealous?  You would be too if your grazing was the same calibre as mine, of course.

I got the job at the comic store. HOORAY!

Those hours will top the ones I'm already working at T-Mobile. I'm happy for the increase in income, it will make like tougher...but easier at the same time. Whew.

I'm nervous about this interview. There is another person here who looks a lot nicer than I do.


And I ripped a gaping hole in my pants when I was getting out of my car. I know people are noticing because someone here said "pink," I know it. Interviews are scary.

It turned out beautiful. She is such a wonderful girl, and it's such a fantastic treat to have 12 years of friendship still mean something.

I love my ladies. ( bliss, bliss, bliss )

Even after all these years, Star Trek still gives me chills.
Wow.

Nell had her wedding today with ~sexy results.
Finals have me haggard and boring.
My dad is feeling better, but he went outside and got sunburnt even though he is NOT ALLOWED IN THE SUN.
That being said, look at my dog: ( LOOK AT HIM )

I'm upset for my dad.
I'm sad that he is sick, and that he is still hurting from the fire. I hate that he can drop everything and fix all my problems, but there isn't anything I can do for him when he's down.
I wish that things could be easier for him, and that I could be better to help him when he needed it. I want for things to be in my control, but there isn't anything I can do while his body heals itself. He deserves a lot more, and he makes me sad that despite all his hard work, nothing of value is even paying off.
I wish that life could be fair, because if it was I know his would be perfect.
<3

At school today, a man grabbed my hand and told me that I was going to give him my number and tell him where I worked. I stood up from my table to leave, but he grabbed me again so I shook away and ran into a bathroom.
I texted A. and told him to come to my class with me. He even brought a rape whistle! Apparently April is Sexual Assault Awareness Month.

Oh and leaving his apartment after playing cards, a dog peed on me. D:

I went to the mall after-hours.
After hours. I found a wheelchair, and got stuck in an elevator. But not the fun kind, the verical-door kind that are indeed haunted and terrifying.
Then I thought, there are three of us here, and a wheelchair over there. But then I conveniently found a bike!
Have you ever taken a nice bike ride through the mall at 2 am? It's THRILLING.
But what would be a grand night of adventure without a trip to the roof? I'll have you all know that a very philosophical discussion about zombies took place.
Of course there was a first aid kit. I found ammonia-sticks that wake people up after they pass out. I said to everyone, "Everyone, these really don't work!" So I broke one and took a mighty snort and HOLYMOTHEROFGODWHYWOULDTHEYMAKEITSOPOTENT. Now I'm a little nauseated, and a little exhilirated.
What a wonderful evening!
I love you all.

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New Model.
Same Parts.

...Frisbee tater muscle crotch.

When I ran for office in 8th grade, I wore a skin tight green leotard with a flower petal headband, jumped out of a box and sang
"BLOOMFIELD. Chelsy BLOOMFIELD. She's the greatest gal in history. From the field of greatness, she's the best campaign electionee" to the tune of the Flintstones.

It popped into my head just now.
Like an acid flashback.

And my fly has been down the majority of the school day.

I have decided that everyone should finish a large jawbreaker at least once in their lifetime.
Bring it with you on a date.
Take it to the movies.
Introduce it to your friends.
Keep it in a plastic back so that it doesn't get everything sticky.
( Nomnomnom... )

I went up to the mountains with Joey on Saturday for an adventure. I tagged a conrete barrier and then we waltz on the edge of the cliff.
I chased a rabbit too but it ran up a rock wall, and I was only wearing flip-flops so I couldn't go after it.
...Which shouldn't have meant too much because I caught wild chickens once and I was wearing flip-flops then, too.


Joey and I got in a fight too so he folded me like a pretzel and I accidentally punched the beads on my shoe which cut my knuckles really bad.

I just want to do a quick shout out to my ride who left me at the park when the cops showed up.

Cheers.

On Valentine's Day, I told my friend she had to flooze over a guy and then she said I had to do it too. So I found this one in a cage, and I was a bit tipsy from doing shots earlier. Apparently he went to my High School's rival, and we both lived in the same area. I got weirded out, so my friend and I left.

~flashforward!

He just came into my work looking for a job, and he remembered me. He was like, "You look familiar. Were you at Area on Valentine's?"
I said, "Yeah?"
And he goes into the story of how he was the one dancing with me, and how a lot of his friends know me.
and then he was like, "CAN I HAVE A JOB?!"

It was weird.

I'm sad to leave.
California, you're amazing.